*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
This should be a book for kids.
Omg that’s what I was gonna say.
Seriously though, make this a children’s book and I will buy it and save it for the future.
Rebloggin this again
i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit